I have doubts that [a femslash meme] would be very long-lived

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Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

My femslash complaint: More smut! I don't even want there to be less fluff because I love fluffy stuff. I even like that pastel flower-crown dreamy aesthetic.

Just sometimes I would like that pastel flower-crown dreamy aesthetic to include fisting.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

Let me join you here! Sometimes I complain in namespace about how too much femslash is fluffy hairbraiding nothing and I'd like porn and then I get pushback, like "but I don't like writing porn? but what about people who don't like sex? but why does everything have to be about sex?" and like, you do you! Fandom should be fun, first and foremost, but I really would like some porn.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

Exactly! I just want a little more variety. I do my part in sharing/promoting the stuff I like, but I'm only one person. And like, okay if you're not interested in smut for whatever reason then I'm obviously not talking about you. This isn't me ordering specifically you to write or draw the F/F Orc clan/elf princess gangbang extravaganza of my dreams ffs.

Although the "but why does everything have to be about sex" complaint automatically puts flames on the side of my face regardless of who or where it comes from.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Although the "but why does everything have to be about sex" complaint automatically puts flames on the side of my face regardless of who or where it comes from.

Ha, well that is what I get for airing my actual thoughts in the Yuletide discord. But STILL.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

Although the "but why does everything have to be about sex" complaint automatically puts flames on the side of my face regardless of who or where it comes from.

ME THREE. There's a reason m/m and f/f ships get that reaction so often and while it's technically possible that someone who says that could be a perfectly innocent non-homophobe who objects to m/f ships with the exact same frequency, from my experience in fandom and real life the chances of that sentiment being expressed from a non-homophobic place are... not high.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

This isn't me ordering specifically you to write or draw the F/F Orc clan/elf princess gangbang extravaganza of my dreams ffs.

Well the ordering might be a feature not a Is this Tolkien fandom or something else?

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt Just a vague original fantasy idea lol. Although I wouldn't mind its application for basically any other fandom.

Wouldn't mind at all.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

NA

I suddenly have the world’s trashiest idea for that spoils of war prompt over on the kinkmeme.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

NONNY, YES, PLEASE.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

please oh please anon I will give you my firstborn

/the lesbian who prompted it

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

"This isn't me ordering specifically you to write or draw the F/F Orc clan/elf princess gangbang extravaganza of my dreams ffs."

this is very relevant to my interests

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

IDK one day I thought of an arranged marriage type deal where an elf princess marries the chief of the largest orc clan because blah blah vague united against a common enemy reasons and on their wedding night realizing that poly marriage is a common thing with orcs and she's gained seven new big sexy wives.

And all of them want a piece of her.

(Or the noncon variant where the elf princess tries and fails to escape and the orc chief lets her personal guards ravish the princess as her punishment and their reward I am versatile with my needs)

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

both sound hot as hell

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

The "why not both" troll in me wants to start a trend of erotic hairbraiding of girls with extremely sensitive scalps, resulting in orgasm.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

...

You know what, at least it would be different.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, I have enough of a hair kink that I'd be into that.

Although tbh if we're doing hair kink what I really want is bondage where the sub is tied to the bed/whipping pole/whatever by her hair.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

...I'd read it.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

NA wants this just, like, in general.

Re: itt: femslash complaints

[(Anonymous)]

I am unironically here for this. Do it, anon!